Memphis to Key West
I cashed in the last of my Triple B bondsBought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail
I parked it right outside the reservation
Fifteen minutes from the [Barron] Collier County Jail
Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
--"Seminole Bingo," Warren Zevon
Started in Memphis. BillRuby induced Reese and Black to go down to Florida to get some money back from BarronCollier as payback for the job they screwed up in Nashville; Ben and Blind Joe were along for the ride. We hit AlixKnox, worker at an erotic mermaid show, while driving to Ochopee -- she was being chased by MickeyMouse and other people in Disney mascot costumes. We saved her, mostly by killing characters adored by children over the world, and found WallyChurchsHead in the possession of the Disney folks. Ben Googled around and found out whose head we'd found, and discovered that the Seminoles had a history of messing with mermaid shows. We suspect a connection to the FountainofYouth. Blind Joe had a dipsomantic chat with the head, which reprimanded us for messing with its servant -- it turned out to be a vast and inscrutable spirit of some sort, possibly linked to the IAm cult. We detoured down to KeyWest to talk to MarlonSpells, who told us that the Disney costumes made excellent masks for occult activity and that the head was very powerful. We decided to bury it at Mile Zero of Highway One. The burial was interrupted by AnnabelleCairo and her Seminole thugs, but we managed to get it done and escape with minimal damage.
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