"You got to buy your lima beans if you want to see the Swamp Ape."

Swamp Ape sightings have dropped off precipitously since the hairy, mud-caked hermit BarronCollier met his demise.

Links

• http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/articles/ochopee.htm
• http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/articleskunkape.shtml